Waiting For Something To Happen

Interesting if you enjoy seeing someone’s brains splattered across the screen-not literally you sicko…Basically this bad-boy has become a source of cheap therapy.

Just a Few Hours More

So between work and the website going full tilt, I’ve been a little absent here. Thanks to those of you who have not only come to see my ramblings here for some time, but who also trekked over to the site. Please leave comments and enjoy it. Despite being exhausted most days doing the day and then the night job, it’s fun and I’m getting into being some sort of professional sarcastic dick. The video reviews really bring it out in me for some reason.

Off to a movie tonight – so expect another review over there within the next few days. Also yes, I swear I will get another 10 songs on here for my top 100.

hookers.com

Just some of the best google search terms used to find this blog…or at least used to inadvertently stumble across it:

moncton sex twitter

one-legged hooker

hookers.com

bbc dumpster fucks

how to satisfy a male aquarius

my cat is a prick

Some golden stuff in there. Hoping by including all of these in one post, I get such high traffic I crash a server, and cause three or more people to spontaneously wet themselves.

All you high traffic freaks looking for the Moncton sex twitter should head here —> The Mo and The Ro. No sex twittering sorry, but it’s still relatively cool and it’s where I am spending most of my time lately….and really, if you love my work now, you’ll enjoy yourself. (wait….BBC dumpster fucks? Did I even ever type that?)

We even have video! Eh? You know you want to.

More Web Content Makes Me Content

Yes I’ll admit I probably talk some big game shit, but when I was referencing this other website I was working on for the past few months, I meant it.

Find it here.

So, yeah. Nebulous. What? Random. Words can be fun.

Today is somewhat “teh suck”. Looking forward to it ending, not so much looking forward to having to go to work, as work is one of the reasons I feel like I want to lie in bed for three days.

Things are coming together, but in some ways it feels as those things are flying apart faster and faster as shit spins out of my control.

It also seems as if I’ll be damned to make a decision. Also second guessing everything. This has been going on for a time, and the thought of it continuing bugs me.

So, yeah. Nebulous. What? Random. Words can be fun.

Website work will start shortly – a test run video was made with my partner in crime – I think we did damn good. I enjoy “winging it” a bunch it seems.

Not sure what anyone else will say, but I was damn funny as usual. I deserve my own venue.

In other rambling news, the rib injury is going strong. No kidding it could take 3 – 4 weeks to heal webmd.com.

Also lately I’ve been dealing with some random vertigo.  Found out it’s super easy to have some swelling in your inner ear when sick or dealing with allergies (which I just was and suffer from).

Anyone want to guess what the potential long-term healing time frame for that could be? That’s right – 3 – 4 weeks.

Anyway it’s not that bad. Occasionally I feel like the room is moving without me doing anything, but I haven’t fallen or vomited or spun right off the face of the earth, so I keep on keeping on.

No I haven’t been to a doctor to confirm any of this, but it’s either what I say it is, or my body is riddled with tumors. Either way I’d need to suck it up, so, like, whatevs man.

Anyway there’s other stuff bugging me, but it involves others whose business is none of yours – unless you happen to be the one I’m alluding to. If you’re fancy, it’s probably you – and I have to say though I was glad to see you come on MSN tonight, it lets me know you’re still here.

So after all this wanker-postery (I made that up – refer to previous wanker post for definition), I need to begin making decisions regarding myself, because I’m concerned the universe really doesn’t seem to have too many more plans for me. At least not lately. I need to stir some shit up myself.

*Shakes computer furiously*

Really?

So the spam catcher caught some spam…good job spam catcher. What piqued my interest though is the spam it’s pushing happens to be some nekked Mackenzie Phillips pics. Ohhhh shit spam, you got my number. Older actresses who spent decades being drug induced and strung out always get my hard.

Jesus, no standards in spam. Next it’ll be Courtney Love pics. Let me tell you – not even with a stolen dick.

Vulgarity aside, I’m itching to resume my top 100 songs or whatever that was I was trying to prove. Really, I’m just here now to say “look for it in the future”….so, you know….look for it.

In the meantime, NAKED MACKENZIE PHILLIPS PICS!!!!

Come on people, she was good enough for her dad.

Ouch.

*EDIT* Now my spam catcher has a second Mackenzie Phillips comment. She’s hot shit I guess

1st Wanker Post!

So I’m no doctor, but I think my rib is bruised. Reading up on it, the name for this bothers me, because really, it’s not my actual rib that was bruised, but the muscle surrounding it. Misnomer alert

Whatever you want to call it, it hurts like hell to do anything.

Let this be a lesson to you kids, if you’re currently sick and/or suffering from allergies and think you’re going to have a coughing/sneezing fit….make sure your body is ready for it.

In my defense, I suspect I did this after waking in the night and having a sneezing fit, then passing back out.

It hurts.

Ouch.

Oh, it’s Thanksgiving as well. I am thankful for the pile of dirty dishes I refuse to clean as my chest muscle in the right side of my body hurts too much to want to clean. Plus, fuck that, they’re dirty dishes dude.

For Christmas, Lee wants a dishwasher – either the appliance, or a girlfriend willing to do them. Taking applications for both.

(What Lee fails to acknowledge is that any girl who would willingly do his dishes would probably not interest him – he’d be happy with the one that kicked his ass to do them himself)

*ED. Note – the term “wanker post” is a new tag I thought up to describe what a self-indulgent, boring post should be tagged*

Seriously though.

There are times I’m fairly certain I should be on some type of medication. Are people supposed to care this little about everything?

Bah. i blame the rest of the world, “Hey world, you’re boring!”

Seriously though.

terrible.

So watched the latest House episode tonight (that was the highlight of tonight so far honestly), and Chase kills a guy? Really?

Oh shit, I mean SPOILER ALERT

That really has been the highlight sadly, that, and updating pictures of myself on dating website profiles. This is what it has come to. Oh, and I’ve worked a bit too.

Pulling five nights in a row then get to go back to day shifts. Did I mention I’ve been sick too? Well I have, and have been staying up all night working. It’s been crappy.

Thanksgiving will be a solo affair this year. I work that day (first day shift – in for 6am) and even my upstairs friends/landlords/Aussie ex-pats aren’t even in the country so I can’t go eat there like last year. LAME. Admittedly though I have already written this holiday off as this will be most likely the 6th year in a row I haven’t made plans with anyone or gone to visit family.

So really it’s not a big deal. I like big meals though. Oh well.

Back to the dating sites to see if there are any hits – although any hits at 6:15am might worry me. Saturday’s are the best – all the lonely people view profiles, I just go to see who looked at me. I’m terrible.

I like bitches.

I think I like bitches.

No wait, let me explain…

So I just finished watching Party Down (good show watch it by the way) and the season finale has a rival catering company headed by a bitchy Kristen Bell. Now this is an actress I never really went crazy over before – but as that character…well…she was super hot. Also: a huge ball buster.

Now, do not confuse this with dominatrix fantasies or anything like that – not my deal. I have known for some time however that I seem to be drawn to stronger women, and that I never really want to date anyone who would gladly be less than 50% in a relationship – a point I think I have even tested at times dating recently by being a bit of a dick and seeing where the breaking point is. If I get it back just as good – I’m smitten as they say.

Now, there is an original girl in my life who started this…well, not fair to say she started it, but being with her woke me up to it. Frankly she had a reputation for being a bit of a bitch, but she was also respected at work, and given a ridiculous amount of responsibility because she proved she could make the tough decisions.

Really – that’s hot in my book – that, and she dressed up fancy and well that will always do it for me too. Maybe there’s a bit of an “office affair” thing going on in my head there as well? Who knows, call my shrink. (jokes on you, I don’t have one – I’m off my meds!)

So I guess this post might be more about remembering her than what will attract me the most to someone.

But I would like to state for the record that if she’s assertive and knows what she wants and wants a partnership, not some guy to tell her when to start making the dinner and get the kids out of his face the game’s on – well I’ll probably explore it.

And yeah, I miss that girl. sigh.

So in conclusion, watch Party Down it’s funny.

PS Please also let this hypothetical woman from three paragraphs ago also like even somewhat decent music. PleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease……I will have no metal in my house – you’d be surprised how many people in Moncton love metal – both genders HELL all genders it’s depressing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think I’m one more minor annoyance away from going full-on pissed and disappearing in my car for a week.

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