So it’s happened. While talking to my mom today, she mentioned a son of a friend of hers – a year younger than myself – who just had a baby.
I knew this was coming, there were hints, plus I am almost 30 and she is over 50….someone wants to be a grandmother.
Dammit.
Cats can count as children right? They better.
Also, I begin tomorrow three weeks of boredom as they begin to retrain me to take inbound calls. Hoping this is a method to buy time as they find a better fit for me. They must know I’ll quit, fuck, I can take calls at any of the 15 000 call centres in this city really.
Back to laundry.




cats definitely count as children. i intend to have an entire army of them. your blog is hilarious i love it.